Testimonials

"South Philly Online is #1! I love my website!" -- Joe, Sales Manager, Nick's Auto Sales ( www.nicksautosales.com )

 

 

"The Fart Machine is truly a laugh and a half. I had batteries in the machine and had it on the plane with me coming back home. I guess the electronics of the plane interfered with the remote control of the fart machine, and it was going off, and the funny thing was, it took me ages to turn it off as I couldn't find it in my luggage, and so I had half the plane looking at me thinking I was a champion farter. It was funny. So thanks again for the chance to buy this. I hope to run into you again on ebay. Thanks" -- Petrina in Australia

 

 

"...excellent, trustworthy seller! item as described, ultra quick shipping, THANKS!" -- John in Houston, Texas

 

 

"FAST SHIPPER!! This one gets it out to ya. Great transaction. I'll be back." -- Kirk in Coffeyville, Kansas

 

 

"WOW!!! Superfast shipping!!! Would buy from again A+++++" -- S.A. in The United Kingdom

 

 

"GREAT PRODUCT - SUPER FUNNY..!! VERY FAST SHIPPING - AAAAA+++++" -- M&N Industries in Spring Branch, Texas

 

 

"fast fast shipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Timothy in Manchester, Michigan

 

 

"fart machine is great, speedy delivery great job thanks." -- Roger in Chester, New York

 

 

"Fast shipping, well packaged. Quality seller. Thanks." -- Dennis in Vallejo, California

 

 

"FAST Shipping... excellent seller.... Flawless transaction... thank you! A+++" -- Adrian in San Angelo, Texas

 

 

"received in excellent condition, and fast....even for Alaska! Thank you!" -- Dale in Anchorage, Alaska

 

 

"Fast service great condition. Thanks!" -- Suzanne in Dearborn Heights, Michigan

 

 

"Got my money's worth in the 1st 5 minutes, these fart machines are great!!!!" -- Frank in Virginia Beach, Virginia

 

 

"Great Seller.....Nobody ships faster unless they overnite it. A+ experience." -- Kenneth in Allen, Texas

 

 

"This seller is one you would want in your corner. Thanks for a great transaction!" -- Jonette in West Blocton, Alabama

 

 

"Fast shipment!!! I will have fun for hours with this!! Perfect!!!!" -- Angie in Anderson, Indiana

 

 

"Great Transaction - Thanks. Smooth, Fast - would deal with again." -- Phyllis in Kansas City, Missouri

 

 

"Great goods, nice price, swift ship, fun gift, A+++++ eBayer!!!" -- Eleanor in Cooper City, Florida

 

 

"Super Fast & Professional!! Highly Recommend!!!" -- Bruce in La Grande, Oregon

 

 

"fast shipping - right in the middle of the holidays!" -- Julia in Bentonville, Arkansas

 

 

"QUICK response, GREAT communication--1st time e-Bayer hopes ALL like this one!!!" -- Earl in Geneva, Illinois

 

 

"extremely quick delivery, especially for the holiday season, excellent ebayer" -- Lowell in Royal Palm Beach, Florida

 

 

"Combined w/other purchase by 1st time eBayer--BUY FROM HIM!!! Very pleased..." -- Earl in Geneva, Illinois

 

 

"CUTE GAME ESPECIALLY FOR A FIREFIGHTER FAMILY LIKE US. THANK YOU!!" -- Joanna in Clinton Township, Michigan

 

 

"Won it, Paid for it, Got it, all in 3 days! Doesn't get better than that!!!!!!!" -- Susan in Hamburg, New York

 

 

"Excellent Transaction!! The gift was awesome too Thanks Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Lance in Rudy, Arkansas

 

 

"I highly recommend this seller!!! He's probably the best seller on Ebay!!" -- Jonas in Sweden

 

 

"Good Deal...Quick response... Prompt shipping! AAA+" -- Josh in Anchorage, Alaska

 

 

"Nice game, quick and easy transaction BEST RATING * * * * *" -- Ronald in Westboro, Massachusetts

 

 

"Prompt, courteous and professional dealer. Items just as described. A++" -- Ronald in Portola Valley, California

 

 

"this was a great gag gift. my inlaws thought my dad had troubles it was funny!" -- Misty in Moody, Alabama

 

 

"Outstanding ebay seller! Lightning fast contact & shipment! The Best! A+++++" -- Barbara in Riverside, California

 

 

"GREAT item! really fast shipping despite holiday time! total asset to ebay!!!!" -- Kiss This Clothing in Escondido, California

 

 

"Very fast shipping. Great price! No worries from this seller!" -- Chris in McCook Lake, South Dakota

 

 

"FASTEST delivery I ever got.....thanxs A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" -- Rita in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

 

 

"hysterical gag gift--easy transaction--would deal again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Diane in Woodbridge, New Jersey

 

 

"fast delivery and honest person" -- Martinez Corp. in North Highlands, California

 

 

"Great service, fast shipping. Very friendly!!" -- Camilla in Provo, Utah

 

 

"Great product, quick shipment - an EXCELLENT ebay experience. RECOMMENDED!!" -- Baseball Fit Hitting & Pitching Academy in Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

 

 

"slick transaction, thanks" -- John in Canada

 

 

"WHOA shipping was fast amazing THANK YOU A++++++++++++" -- Yosvany in Hialeah, Florida

 

 

"Lightning fast shipping. My remote fart machine is fartastic THANKS!!!!" -- Brian in Argos, Indiana

 

 

"Reliable seller with the fastest shipping!! Great transaction****" -- Kathryn in Sulphur, Louisiana

 

 

"SUPER FAST and reliable, wish all transactions were as smooth" -- Charles in Lexington, Kentucky

 

 

"arrived in unbelievable time, very happy, & a cool gift too, thanks." -- Janice in Australia

 

 

"so fast shipping!!!!!! my nephew will love his fart machine!!!!!!! recommended" -- Jennifer in Bancroft, West Virginia

 

 

"LOOKS VERY COOL ITEM. THANKS!!! A+A+" -- Belen in San Diego, California

 

 

"Thank you .amazingly fast shipping, great doing business with on ebay, cool item" -- Jesus in Newark, California

 

 

"MOST EXCELLENT!!!!! TOP MARKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! AWESOME!! AAA +++" -- Simon in The United Kingdom

 

 

"SUPER FAST SHIPPING THE BEST A+++++++" -- Paul in Felton, Delaware

 

 

"Thanks for great items! Great service!" -- Duane in Woodstock, Georgia

 

 

"ONE OF THE BEST...KEEP UP GOOD WORK YOU GIVE EBAY A GOOD NAME AAA+++" -- Louis in Port Monmouth, New Jersey

 

 

"Excellent seller - very professional, friendly & a real credit to eBay. Cheers!" -- Ian in The United Kingdom

 

 

"quick service, great merchandise, good contact, would do business again...A+++" -- Tina in Maspeth, New York

 

 

"Great product. Super-fast shipping! A true asset to Ebay!!!" -- Jeff in Meridian, Idaho

 

 

"Definitely the greatest e-bayer on Earth!!!!!!!!!! AAAAA+++++" -- Hans in The Netherlands

 

 

"Such a smooth transaction and a great book Thanks!!! :-)" -- Theresa in New Albany, Indiana

 

 

"Very Fast, Very good!!" -- Piero in Italy

 

 

"Thanks for the fast shipper and positive dealings. Will do business again." -- Timothy in Salem, Oregon

 

 

"really funny.!! very quick shipping!! A+++++" -- LeaAnn in Summerville, South Carolina

 

 

"Received item quickly and in great condition. Thanks! Aces+++" -- Steve in St. Louis, Missouri

 

 

"Very swift delivery of nice item. Fine communication. A winner for sure+++++" -- Dave in Kulpmont, Pennsylvania

 

 

"~The Perfect eBay Trading Partner~Excellent 5 Star Transaction~Thanks~" -- Kathy in Ballinger, Texas

 

 

"What a fantastic transactioin!!! Wish all were like this one. Thanks much." -- Robert in Annandale, Minnesota

 

 

"GREAT! Bid with confidence." -- Dean in El Portal, California

 

 

"Fast shipping! Item even better than in pictures! Thanks!" -- Scott in Lansdale, Pennsylvania

 

 

"Great Ebay transaction - as described - in time for xmas!" -- David in Albany, California

 

 

"WOW! VERY QUICK TRANSACTION!!! I'M IMPRESSED!!" -- Phil in West Bend, Wisconsin

 

 

"Awesome Product and very fast shipment A++++" -- Pablo in Miami, Florida

 

 

"Thanks, I'm having fun with it. Great E-bayer ++++++++++" -- Clemille in Larose, Louisiana

 

 

"Excellent transaction!! Hysterical item!! Will do business again for sure! A+" -- Cheryl in Brea, California

 

 

"YO SOUTH PHILLY!!! Mr. Balboa says THANKS AGAIN!! You're the best!!" -- Anthony in Orlando, Florida

 

 

"OH MY TOOOO FUNNY Still LOL nice item packed well shipped timely" -- Marion in Hayesville, Ohio

 

 

"super fast shipping!!!!!!! awesome seller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Patrick in Plainfield, Illinois

 

 

"Great Seller! Fast Delivery! Highly Recommeded! Awesome Puzzle! Thank you!" -- Traci in Salem, Oregon

 

 

"No surprises. Perfect transaction. Good seller." -- Mark in Laguna Beach, California

 

 

"Fast shipping and a pleasant surprise in the package!" -- Meyrick in Visalia, California

 

 

"Great Rocky! One of my heroes! Just love it! Thanks so much!" -- Michele in Webster, NY

 

 

"Great Communication, Super "FUNNNNY!" item, Excellent Ebayer AAA+" -- Wayne in Knoxville, Tennessee

 

 

"I FOUGHT for win. Easy transaction. "FREE" gift is generous. HAPPY ME!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Debbie in Kent, Washington

 

 

"item was just as described, and pkg'd super well!! Thanks!" -- Monte Sue in Crandon, Wisconsin

 

 

"QUICK SHIPPING GOT HERE IN 3 DAYS THANKS! U WILL BE ADDED TO MY FAVORITE STORES" -- Karen in Keizer, Oregon

 

 

"Pleasure to deal with! Fast shipping of a wonderful figure. Thanks. A+++" -- Marcel in Switzerland

 

 

"Lightning fast receipt of item from very cordial & sincere seller--thanks Tony!!" -- Donna in Tarpon Springs, Florida

 

 

"Got Fart Machine REALLY FAST!!!! This is my 2nd fast sale w/seller A++++++++++++" -- James in Vancouver, Washington

 

 

"Works great, and thanks for the awesome FREE gift....I love it!!!" -- Tim in Kingsville, Missouri

 

 

"Fast reply and very pleasant. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!!" -- Gary in Tarpon Honolulu, Hawaii

 

 

"Very professional...great customer service. Would buy from this seller again!" -- Catherine in Fairfax, Virginia

 

 

"The fastest, nicest seller I have dealt with. Thank you so much." -- Melissa in Clearwater, Florida

 

 

"LIGHTNING speed shipping!!! Excellent customer service!" -- Sheryl in St Charles, Minnesota

 

 

"It is great, thanks so much My grandson loves it and so do I." -- Patricia in Atwater, Ohio

 

 

"exellent service,quick delivery, I will look at his site again." -- Mark in Massapequa, New York

 

 

"Very quick shipment. Nice item. Thanks for the gift. Great seller!" -- Shirley in Olney, Maryland

 

 

"Excellent in every detail. Highest praise." -- Mick in Norwalk, Iowa

 

 

"Item received as described and is plenty of fun!!" -- Terry in Canada

 

 

"thank you very much!" -- Michael in Maspeth, New York

 

 

"The VHS was in good condition and the service was super." -- Dan in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

 

 

"OMFG Fart Machine IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! i love every minute of it, FAST SHIPPER A++" -- Ryan in Lockland, Ohio

 

 

"Item was in wonderful condition. Would definitely do business again!! :)" -- Corey in Wichita, Kansas

 

 

"A1 EBAYER!! Great Transaction. Immediate Shipping. Look fwd to buying again!" -- Gregory in Simsbury, Connecticut

 

 

"Outstanding Product And Superlative Service - Thank You !!!" -- Jeffrey in Jamestown, New York

 

 

"ITEM IN PERFECT CONDITION!!! EXCELLENT COMMUNICATOR!!! SPEEDY DELIVERY!!!" -- Cheryl in Norfolk, Virginia

 

 

"LIGHTNING fast shipping. Unbelievable! GREAT seller. Will do more biz! A++" -- Patricia in Eureka, California

 

 

"great seller. second transaction I've had with them. WILL buy from again!!!" -- Jeremie in Spokane, Washington

 

 

"Exactly as advertised. A1 Seller." -- Joel in New Ulm, Minnesota

 

 

"great figure very anatomically correct!!!! ; ) Will enjoy 4-ever! A++ Seller" -- Franklin in Melrose, Florida

 

 

"excellent service. received item in record time!" -- Barbara in The Military

 

 

"fastest shipping in my 30+ purchases in e-bay" -- Cecilia in Southport, Connecticut

 

 

"Lightning-fast shipping and cool free gift - what more can you ask for?" -- Jeremy in Swarthmore, Pennsylvania

 

 

"A pleasure to do business with. Fastest shipment ever! A+++" -- Kim in Hatfield, Pennsylvania

 

 

"Fast Shipping, Reliable, Uses Finest Packing Materials Available! A++++" -- Jeff in Benbrook, Texas

 

 

"Thanks, love the fish. Gave both to bro for bday gift. THANKS ALOT!!! a+++++" -- Grant in Indianapolis, Indiana

 

 

"Excellent, hilarious product!! Great transaction!! Thanks!!! A+++++++" -- Cheryl in Brea, California

 

 

"Fast shipping!!!smooth transaction, thanks for bonus, Great Ebayer!!!!!!!!+++++" -- Kimberly in Manor, Pennsylvania

 

 

"awesome to do business with. Shipping was amazingly fast, quickest i ever had!" -- David in Alabaster, Alabama

 

 

"AWESOME!! GREAT ITEM, BETTER THAN DESCRIBED. THANKS AAAA+++" -- Jason in Dauphin, Pennsylvania

 

 

"Very accomodating and great to work with. Item in great shape! Thank you!!!!" -- Brenna in Albert Lea, Minnesota

 

 

"perfect could never have been better" -- Eric in Boston, Massachusetts

 

 

"A REAL SQUEAK DEAL++WARP SPEED DELIVERY++SMOOTH GAS DEAL++A+A+A+" -- Richard in Long Beach, California

 

 

"GREAT PRODUCT, FAST SHIPPING , RECOMMEND TO FRIENDS!" -- Lorne in Bangor, Maine

 

 

"Smooth transaction in every way!" -- Susan in Pelham, New York

 

 

"recommend this seller! great description of item!" -- Stacy in Carroll, Iowa

 

 

"Accurate description,fast/secure shipping.EXCELLENT.AAA+++ Thanks." -- Ron in St. Ann, Missouri

 

 

"The product arrived faster than a speeding bullet!" -- Basil in Greenwood Village, Colorado

 

 

"Wow! Great transaction from start to finish! And what a fun item. Thanks !!!" -- Sally in Warren, Maine

 

 

"Great Product. Even Better Seller !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++++" -- Mary in Frederick, Colorado

 

 

"Definitely recommend this seller! I will shop from you again! A+++" -- Ami in Westland, Michigan

 

 

"Neat gag gift, it's going to be fun! Buy with confidence!" -- Leonard in Canada

 

 

"South Philly Online is great! They ship it super fast!" -- Thomas in Magnolia, Texas

 

 

"As always, Awesome product! Super Fast shipping. A joy to do business with. A+" -- Scott in Columbus, Nebraska

 

 

"SUPER-SELLER...thankU!" -- Marvin in Fair Oaks, Indiana

 

 

"Fast and first class service, I recomend this ebayer 100% reliable A++++++++++++" -- Ken in The United Kingdom

 

 

"Quick international shipping, great ebay experience A+++" -- Paul in Australia

 

 

"very fast shipping, item well packaged, couldn't ask for anything better, Thanks" -- Daniel in Canada

 

 

"A MOST PROFESSIONAL SELLER, SUPER QUICK DELIVERY TIME !" -- Robert in Manchester Center, Vermont

 

 

"Very Quick Transaction! Great Game!" -- Cruz in Harbor City, California

 

 

"Super Fast Shipment!!! This guy knows what he's doing!!!! A+++" -- Scott in Nashville, Tennessee

 

 

"Super fast shipping...a true EBAY pro. I'm laughing already!" -- Mike in Springfield, Missouri

 

 

"Game in good condition. FREE GIFT AWESOME!" -- Michael in USAF Academy, Colorado

 

 

"Item was in perfect condition! We're having a great time with it!!!!" -- Jessica in Fredericktown, Missouri

 

 

"Great gag item, prompt shipping, even the gift was cool! Thanks!" -- Eugene in Frankston, Texas

 

 

"Insanely fast service and an awesome figure to boot. Thanks!!" -- Shane in York, Pennsylvania

 

 

"What can I say It came less than a week from the USA to Australia! Thanks MATE!" -- Matthew in Australia

 

 

"Wow! Very quick shipping! Very impressive!!" -- Sonya in Tyler, Texas

 

 

"The Best seller on Ebay ! Fast & Professional ....great deals and items ! A+++" -- Francis in Katy, Texas

 

 

"fast shipping, GREAT product!! my wife actually suggested TUMS!! LOL!! :o)" -- Mark in Mount Vernon, Ohio

 

 

"Great prank! Already had fun with coworker at meeting. Everyone LOL til it hurt!" -- Matthew in Scottsdale, Arizona

 

 

"Geez I love this thing! Got here quickly! Thanks for a perfect auction." -- Jane in Irvine, California

 

 

"Having a blast! Fastest shipment I've had to date. Thanks!" -- Alan in Waterloo, Nebraska

 

 

"Great transaction. Fast and friendly. Funny gift included!!! A+++" -- J.B. in The Netherlands

 

 

"HILARIOUS Item & WAY Too Much Fun @ Work!! Thanks!! FAST Shipping! A+++ Seller!!" -- Alex in La Puente, California

 

 

"Just got my new toy - love it!" -- Verdaine in Tucson, Arizona

 

 

"NICE!!!!! Cool item, expertly packaged and quick shipping!!!!!!" -- Thomas in Orland Park, Illinois

 

 

"HAHAHA, OH YEA, IM FARTIN NOW, I LOVE IT, SHIPPED FASTER THAN A FART, THANKS!" -- Leonard in Edgemoor, South Carolina

 

 

"Absolutely the best party gag joke I have ever seen. Everyone loved it!!" -- Carla in La Crosse, Wisconsin

 

 

"QUICKEST delivery of an ebay item EVER!!!! A+++ My new favorite ebayer!!" -- Kelly in Fuquay Varina, North Carolina

 

 

"What can I say...? As good as it stinks!! :)) A+++ Fartfully delightful! :))" -- Paul in Bellevue, Nebraska

 

 

"Delivery was so fast, I blinked and almost missed it!" -- Mark in DeKalb, Illinois

 

 

"Shipped out fast and smooth. Two thumbs way up!! The free gift is funny!" -- Kyle in Fort Lauderdale, Florida

 

 

"Great transaction. Excellent goods and very rapid delivery across the world!!" -- Mick in Australia

 

 

"Very quick intercontinental shipment. Simply the BEST. Thanks for gift. TOP EBAYER!" -- Cristiano in Italy

 

 

"an excellent experience for my first purchase from e-bay. highly suggest seller!" -- Jennifer in Canada

 

 

"SUPER SELLER, FAST Ship & I LOVE, er I mean the KIDS LOVE thier RC Farter!!" -- Christine in Knoxville, Tennessee

 

 

"This was a wonderful deal! Thanks a lot for the stuff! Best regards from Norway!" -- Rudolf in Norway

 

 

"Prompt delivery. This item has been a riot for me at meetings and family events!" -- Dennis in Canada

 

 

"We love the fart machine, never laughed so hard in my life!" -- Kimberly in Silverton, Oregon

 

 

"SUPER FAST shipping! My son loved this!!" -- Maria in Labadie, Missouri

 

 

"Hilarious, kids love these!!!" -- Amanda in Canada

 

 

"SMOOTH TRANSACTION!!! This was the Christmas HIT! Thanks!" -- Joanne in Mackinaw, Illinois

 

 

"Wow !!! 2 days shipping to Canada. You gotta love this seller, thank you A++++++" -- Kevin in Canada

 

 

"THE GREATEST LAUGH WE HAVE HAD IN A LONG TIME***THANX***" -- Corinne in Canada

 

 

"A+ it was a gas!" -- Angela in Redondo Beach, CA

 

 

"Great item, its perfect and fun for parties! Thanks!" -- Michael in Warwick, RI

 

 

"Fart-tacular. Though this machine now makes ME obsolete!" -- Chuck in Canada

 

 

"Hilarious product!!! - Buy a few, because all your friends will want one too!!!" -- Jeff in Canada

 

 

"This has to be the best investment of my life!! I almost got fired!!!" -- Dominic in Canada

 

 

"THEY ARE TRULY THE FART MASTERS OF SOUTH PHILLY!" -- Bruce in East Rockaway, New York

 

 

"Fast shipping!! Thanks, this will be fun around the office!! AAA++++" -- Steven in Phoenix, Arizona

 

 

"I got it so fast, thanks! perfect condition = perfect seller!" -- Aaron in Orangevale, California

 

 

"Love it...Love it... Love it.... Great Price!" -- Teresia in Amarillo, Texas

 

 

"Fast shipping!! Thanks to you I never need to fart again!! A+ transaction!" -- Emerson in Cocoa, Florida

 

 

"Thanks once again for another flawless transaction! A+ all the way baby!" -- John in Foresthill, California

 

 

"Perfect transaction. This will bring great joy to one little boy. A+" -- Arthur in Visalia, California

 

 

"My children had so much fun with this, I had to order another one. Thank you!" -- Craig in Spring Hope, North Carolina

 

 

"Another great purchase. The best! The finest farts on eBay!!!! Thank you!" -- George in Tamworth, New Hampshire

 

 

"ha ha ha. super fast shipping brand new!! loved the extra gift!! F++ for Fart LOL" -- Devin in Melbourne, Florida

 

 

"Great Seller would buy again, fart machine works great. Blamed it on the dog! A+" -- James in Horizon City, Texas

 

 

"Shipping was perfect and the offices' morale is up. Thank you!" -- Jared in Belleville, Illinois